nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?
This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad
yeah fuck you blake
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
i love bald people but where does their forehead stop, does it just wrap around their head? is it just one big forehead? where does it end
(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in
won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth